i-need-light-in-the-dark:

broternia:

i hate math tests because all throughout the chapter it’s like really easy shit and then you think you’ve got it and then the test is like 

if i throw a triangle out of a car and the car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many cupcakes can pedro buy with one human soul 

I’ve never seen a more accurate post explaining math tests

(via fragilebirdss)

peewentz:

do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not actually do anything just observe and think and stuff

(via fragilebirdss)

glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

(Source: surf4ces, via fragilebirdss)

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

how the fuck are all these people able to just run into celebrities in restaurants and gas stations and shit i’m lucky if i find two matching socks in a load of laundry on the first try

(Source: jaclcfrost, via cuntfacedwhore)